The Red-Zone Ghost Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
- Grandy will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.
88%POTENCY
-9.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Grandy, Grandy, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.