The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
- Grandy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-9.9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Grandy drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.