The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
73%POTENCY
-10PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Grandy's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.