The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“A mysterious flag erases Grandy's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Grandy finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
73%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Grandy's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.