The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of Illinois State's biggest rival.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Grandy is targeted on a 3rd-and-17 and gains exactly 16 yards. Punt. Cry.
- Grandy is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-17.3PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Colts locker room
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- A single tear from a Jaguars fan
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Grandy, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.