The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Grandy
Cam Grandy · CIN · TE
“Grandy spikes the ball in celebration at the 3-yard line. He was not in the end zone.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Grandy's week
- Ref: "Number Grandy, that's a flag." Grandy: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- Grandy stays in to block all game. A bold use of a fantasy asset.
75%POTENCY
-10.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A single tear from a Jets fan
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Grandy's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Grandy in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Grandy is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Grandy actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.