The Hamstring Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
81%POTENCY
-9.7PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.