The Checkdown Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will throw a pick-six, then a safety, then apologize to his offensive line in the post-game presser.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
87%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single Broncos jersey, ironically worn
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.