The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.
- Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
92%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.