The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.” — Mother Matchup
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.
- Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
78%POTENCY
-14.6PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.