The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will do something so quietly mediocre that the box score doubts he played.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
83%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.