The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Miller: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
81%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Buccaneers locker room
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.