The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.
- Miller gets a stat correction that takes away 2.4 points, 4 days later, at 3:17 AM.
83%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.