The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Garbage time arrives early for Miller: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller is hit with a "pre-existing condition" that was not pre-existing until just now.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
82%POTENCY
-11.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.