The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets hit on the arm in the first quarter and "plays through it" at 41% accuracy.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
76%POTENCY
-14.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.