The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
90%POTENCY
-11.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A single Chargers jersey, ironically worn
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.