The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Madame Waiver Wire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Miller gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
72%POTENCY
-17.5PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.