The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
82%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.