The Sunday Night Fade Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
74%POTENCY
-15.2PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.