The Bad Snap Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- Miller is a game-time decision, and the decision is made by a poltergeist.
78%POTENCY
-17PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.