The Overthrow Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
81%POTENCY
-10.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A suspicious amount of glitter and a printed injury report
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.