The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller scores 0 fantasy points and is somehow also responsible for 2 turnovers.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
76%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.