The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Sister Sack
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
77%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Browns locker room
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.