The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Garbage time arrives early for Miller: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
81%POTENCY
-16PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.