The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Miller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
89%POTENCY
-16.7PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Cardinals locker room
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.