The Hamstring Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.
73%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.