The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Miller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
83%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Season WobblerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.