The Kneel-Down Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller is on the field for exactly 38% of snaps in a "rotation" only the coach understands.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Miller gets benched in a blowout at halftime. The team then comes back. He watches. Smiling.
73%POTENCY
-11.8PTS DRAINED
Sunday RuinerVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
Incantation
Eye of Steelers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.