The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
- Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
78%POTENCY
-15.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Lions locker room
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.