The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller tweaks something in warm-ups. He'll be fine. He will also score zero.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Miller will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
90%POTENCY
-9PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.