The Intentional Grounding Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“A mysterious flag erases Miller's only good play. The ref will not make eye contact.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
- The broadcast shows Miller on the sideline with an ice pack for the entire 4th quarter.
78%POTENCY
-9.6PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.