The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-11.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A single tear from a Chiefs fan
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.