The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
87%POTENCY
-15.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) pre-owned hamstring
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered kicker confidence
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.