The Bad Snap Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."” — Aunt Prevent
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
73%POTENCY
-10.7PTS DRAINED
Eye-Roll MaterialVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.