The Phantom Flag Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller audibles into a play the receivers did not audible into.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets "rested" in a week the team clinched nothing.
- Miller will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.
88%POTENCY
-9.8PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- Powdered kicker confidence
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.