The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Granny Gridiron
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
- Garbage time arrives early for Miller: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
91%POTENCY
-12.4PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- The last good thing your opponent said about their lineup
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
🔮 Hex my real fantasy opponent
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.