The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.” — The Hex-Pert
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
- Miller will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.
91%POTENCY
-10.3PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One bottle of luck. Empty. Recycled.
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single tear from a Lions fan
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.