The Bad Snap Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
86%POTENCY
-16.8PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- One hair from a referee who "didn't see it"
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
Eye of Chargers, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.