The Late Scratch Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller finishes with 4.2 points. Not 4.0. Not 5.0. The single most insulting number.
- Garbage time arrives early for Miller: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
82%POTENCY
-9.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
- A single Cowboys jersey, ironically worn
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.