The Mystery Tweak Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.
- Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.
89%POTENCY
-19.4PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
- Dust from a defunct team's playbook (the Browns, probably)
- A dash of Week 17 resting-starters
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
Incantation
Newt and bat and gridiron dust,
Miller drops one, as all fantasy must,
Questionable by noon, in the witch we trust.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.