The Inactive-at-11:58 Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
84%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A single tear from a Colts fan
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
Incantation
Bubble, bubble, benched in trouble,
Miller drops it, double, double,
Hex, hex, hex, and the stat sheet's rubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.