The Bad Snap Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will throw for 340 yards and 0 touchdowns. The efficiency of a parking ticket.” — Mistress Misfire
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller gets the 3rd-and-long checkdown treatment. 2 yards. Punt. Repeat until Monday.
- Every deep ball Miller throws lands exactly one inch out of bounds.
79%POTENCY
-12.8PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Eagles locker room
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
Incantation
Eye of Raiders, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.