The Gone-in-the-Fourth Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.” — The Old Crone of the Red Zone
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be in the end zone. With the ball. And the whistle already blown. Dead ball.
- Coach will call 4 straight handoffs inside the 5. For Miller, the end zone is a rumor.
73%POTENCY
-11.1PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A used challenge flag
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
- The ashes of a 2019 draft pick
- A fumbled football, blessed by nobody
Incantation
Spirits of the checkdown past,
Make Miller's Sunday dim and vast,
One yard short. The die is cast.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.