The Sideline-Scold Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller sees a depth chart rewrite 11 minutes before kickoff. His name is now in smaller font.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Ref: "Number Miller, that's a flag." Miller: "What flag?" Ref: "The one on the previous TD."
- The play clock hits zero on Miller four separate times. Five yards. Five yards. Five yards.
86%POTENCY
-13.5PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- An unused timeout (still warm)
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A scorched fantasy football magazine, September issue
Incantation
By the pale blue light of the injury tag,
Miller, hear me, and start to lag,
Your best play is a flag. Your worst is the bag.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.