The Checkdown Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.” — Nana Nickelback
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller's best play of the day happens on a play where he is not the ball carrier.
- Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
92%POTENCY
-18.6PTS DRAINED
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Ritual ingredients
- A screenshot of your opponent's trash talk, face down
- A single sock, mismatched, from the Jets locker room
- Powdered tears from a kicker who "was fine" at practice
- A tablespoon of "I told you so" (aged 7 years)
Incantation
Miller, Miller, in the pale moonlight,
May your target share shrink out of sight,
And may the ref not see your catch tonight.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.