The Sack Spiral Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will be pressured on 9 of 10 dropbacks. The tenth is a screen that gets blown up for a loss.” — Auntie Audible
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Miller: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- Miller's only highlight is a block, and it is not even a good one.
82%POTENCY
-12.2PTS DRAINED
Seriously CursedVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bottle of "I'm not superstitious" (it's empty)
- The soul of a QB who threw to the wrong team
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- One (1) lucky coin, flipped incorrectly
Incantation
O ancient spirits of the lost challenge flag,
Take Miller's points and put them in a bag,
Leave only a "DNP" and a sad little shrug.
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.