The Kneel-Down Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.” — Lady Last-Minute Scratch
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller goes down with a "tweak" in a game that was already won. Never even needed him.
- Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
86%POTENCY
-15.6PTS DRAINED
Call an ExorcistVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The playbook your coordinator definitely lost
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A forgotten fantasy trophy from 2014
- A used challenge flag
Incantation
By horn of fumbled ball,
By sack that drops them all,
Miller, drop it, trip it, fall!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.