The Pick-Six Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Zelda the Zero-Pointer
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller slides before the first-down marker, a moral victory for his health and nobody else.
- Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.
80%POTENCY
-18.7PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- The last HD stream that wasn't buffering
- Smoke from a burning depth chart
- your opponent's lucky socks (unwashed since Week 1)
- Eye of newt, toe of frog, and a "Questionable" tag
Incantation
Double, double, toil and trouble,
Miller's stat line, now a rubble,
Inactive by kickoff, pop that bubble!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.