The Hamstring Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller will scan the entire field, find nobody open, and take a 9-yard sack for his trouble.” — Baba Blitz
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Garbage time arrives early for Miller: 29 points of garbage, scored by the other team.
- A localized thunderstorm forms over Miller's stadium. Only over Miller.
84%POTENCY
-10.4PTS DRAINED
Needs a PriestVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- Powdered kicker confidence
- The sacred tears of a #1 waiver priority
- A cup of hot cocoa, spilled on the depth chart
- An unused timeout (still warm)
Incantation
Eye of Bears, tongue of ref,
Bring Packers down to grief,
Miller scores zero, past belief!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.