The Hamstring Hex of Cam Miller
Cam Miller · GB · QB
“Miller takes a knee 3 times with the lead. History books will not mention the fantasy cost.” — Hexcellent Hilda
More ways the witch ruins Miller's week
- Miller will be "questionable" by Sunday morning, "inactive" by 11:58 AM, and "seen at brunch" by Monday.
- Miller gets chased around the field all game by the mascot of North Dakota State's biggest rival.
86%POTENCY
-19.5PTS DRAINED
Total MeltdownVERDICT
Ritual ingredients
- A bag of cold gas-station nachos
- A shred of a Week 1 waiver wire pickup who is now a Bills fan
- The echo of a referee saying "no catch"
- The dying breath of a waiver claim
Incantation
Hocus pocus, fumble focus,
Miller's snap count, now a locust,
Waiver wire, hear my notice!
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FAQ
How do I curse Cam Miller in fantasy football?
Read the hex below, send it to your league chat, or use Fantasy Witch to curse your real matchup. If Cam Miller is on your opponent's roster, the witch picks the victim for you.
Will cursing Cam Miller actually work?
No. It is for trash talk and entertainment. But if it does work, we would like credit.